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croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

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papishanpoo:

If I had a dollar every time someone called me ugly I’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao

altusmages:

altusmages:

My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours

That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday

never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday

(Source: warsbetweenstars)

somebodyknowsnothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

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toriealeksandria:

Remember when jimmy neutron knew Egyptians were black

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eleftheriatic:

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

agypsycrystal:

In their hero’s shadow (statue of Balto in Central Park, New York)

bookmad:

sunketsu:

wesleysjumpers:

uniquenessinabox:

How long does an owl live?

Six and a half books

No

i just got it & kindly fuck urself

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The night owls squad

childlesscoooldad:

zodiac—signs:

gemini, aquarius, scorpio, sagittarius, virgo

mxcleod:

god fuckign damn it i had hopes, i had fucking hopes this wasnt going to to fucking happen, you are all fucking fuckernauts, what the fuck is wrong with you aesthetic bloggers?!? this is the glitter coffee shit all over again, fuck all of you, fuck no this is not okay

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